ED'S IDEAS

Have you heard Ed’s Full Employment Plan? It is a simple plan.

It will:

Reduce aggravation
Help prevent heart attacks
Improve customer-business relations

How is this achieved? Just eliminate the distasteful telephone menus and hire phone operators. People who answer phones and are helpful. Think how pleasant it would be when a live person answers with a friendly greeting and asks how they might direct your call. Think of the productivity increase we would have if we were not spending hours listening to the unpleasant music or worse advertisement after advertisement held as a captive audience.

It will increase our economy as manufacturers of headsets, microphones, and computers would have to increase their number of employees and hardware.

Ed’s tongue and cheek plan will increase productivity, reduce stress and bring a pleasant conversation back to our country!